My sister's fault

Posted On 9:03 PM |

1. I've come to realise that my butt: is not so flat after I correct my posture.
2. I've come to realise that when I talk: my kids don't always listen.
3. I've come to realise that if I love someone: I'm listening.
4. I've come to realise that I need: to grow my bangs out again.
5. I've come to realise that I've lost: many hours of sleep and plan to gain them all back next week.
6. I've come to realise that I hate it when: I'm negative.
7. I've come to realise that if I'm drunk: Yakking is around the corner.
8. I've come to realise that money: rhymes with honey.
9. I've come to realise that my mother: is always around.
10. I've come to realise that I'll probably always be: trying to improve my angry face.
11. I've come to realise that I have a crush on: a few guys from LOST.
12. I've come to realise that the last time I cried was: alas, this morning.
13. I've come to realise that my cell phone: is pretty okay.
14. I've come to realise that when I wake up in the morning: I shouldn't hit snooze.
15. I've come to realise that before I go to sleep at night: hubby's in mid-sentence.
16. I've come to realise that right now I am thinking about: can't think; boy's whining.
17. I've come to realise that babies: are yummy.
18. I've come to realise that when I get on livejournal: I'll know what livejournal is.
19. I've come to realise that today I will: probably fall asleep on hubby again.
20. I've come to realise that tonight I will: finish up some work before falling asleep on hubby.
21. I've come to realise that tomorrow I will: break up with all my daytime IM-mates.
22. I've come to realise that I really want to: bake again.
23. I've come to realise that who is most likely to repost this is: hmmmm....?
24. I've come to realise relationships: rhyme with menationships.
25. I've come to realise love: is all you will ever need.
26. I've come to realise my best guy friend: does my laundry without judgement.
27. I've come to realise my best girl friend: is having another baby reeeeeally soon!
28. I've come to realise food: is fun to make.
29. I've come to realise that when I'm a girlfriend: I forget.
30. I've come to realise girls and boys: eventually become teenagers **shiver**
31. I've come to realise over the summer: that things are clearer than ever before.
32. I've come to realise heartbreak: will pass.
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